I have been watching RHONY and now RHOC that has started up and have never seen so many of them cry. Do they get some kind of bonus everytime they shed a tear? Bethenny leads NY and hasn’t gone even half an episode without breaking down. Between her therapy sessions, fights with Heather, a shopping breakdown with Carol who had to share her sex dream about Bethenny because she wanted her to chill out, strange way to have a friend chill, this season is the most depressing by far. She definitely has taken over Aviva’s perverted father.
Ramona comes in second because of everything going on with Mario, Holla Heather has now started with the tears, she can’t call Bethenny “hey, mama”, Kristin has lightened up a bit since last season but between her look of shock 90% of the time,she is highly annoying. Carol is the only one that hasn’t cried yet because she is so busy having sex, talking about it or dreaming about it. I do love Dorinda and she has only shed a few.
RHOC takes the cake for the most depressing beating out Teresa going to prison. David cheated on Shanon and on top of it, her daughter found his phone which is beyond horrible for a child. After watching the first look for next week, you now have them at this couples retreat doing an exercise writing a eulogy. They have brought out a tombstone, with their actual names and dates and they must lie down while the other says what they wish they had the chance to say. Shannon looks like a sad lost puppy and David along with that creepy voice has about as much emotion as the stone, although he does get in a bit of croc tears. Who in the world would go on reality tv and do this? His business will undoubtedly suffer since he is the villain, their children are having to see this, it’s not bad enough they have to go through it and they don’t need the money. I would rather work at McDonalds than put my children through the additional pain. Moving on, you have Tamra who is alone, gee, I wonder why? She is crying to Heather how she has lost herself next episode and has no friends. It doesn’t look much better with Eddie since she wants to help support Ryan now that she is a grandma. What in the hell does Ryan do anyway, has he ever had a job? When she was married to Simon, that was a huge issue and Eddie isn’t going to give one cent if he has anything to say. To balance out the tears, we have Mrs. Spock with those Dubrows who talks about her $7,000 toilet which you could throw up in after listening to her brag on and on. Now they are launching a sparkling wine and invites all of them on her private plane that she just had to throw in. Another bottle of wine to go with Ramon’s pinot grigio and Skinny Girl by Bethenny who manages to have one of her items in every show. Heather gets the award for the most obnoxious phony housewife. Terry, her husband is second, he’s busy telling every patient on Botched how difficult the surgery is and if it wasn’t for him, they might have died. The new girl Meghan will be in tears any minute because she is married to that jerk, Jim, who can’t be bothered to look for his wedding ring and is so dismissive and rude. Vicki has to deal with Brooks who moved in and has cancer, although that seems to be up for debate with some of the girls saying he made it up. I don’t understand where that is coming from but am sure we will find out. The worst is that Vicki finds out her mother died while on the phone and you would think Bravo could refrain from filming such a horrible moment. Nope, they can’t.
Well, that about rounds up all the happy housewives. I will be happy with the problems I have!