REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS, OR BRAGGING HOUSEWIVES

Thankfully, Kyle is finished bragging about her yacht, I like the way they show Mauricio water skiing and she is saying how great he is on one ski just as he wipes out.

Yolanda isn’t too happy but still brings David “My Love” picnic lunches everyday.

Kim’s daughter gets married and was so happy her father could walk her down the aisle. Kim is definitely the nicest out of the three sisters.

Lisa is getting her star in Palm Springs in 115 degrees in a black gown, and is choking up in front of all 12 sweaty people. Lisa Rinna is waving like she is at a premiere, I think she would go to the opening of a carwash but at least she’s always perky and no claws yet.

Brandi is her usual garbage mouth and all she does is say “it’s me”. Considering she is always in a fight with someone, maybe she should get the hint and not be her. Great example for her boys. Lovely language, not exactly family friendly.

So far, all is boring.

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RHOBH: HOW MANY TIMES DID KYLE SAY “YACHT”

Kyle is gong to Spain, and where is she staying, on a yacht which she has not shut-up about. Yolanda meets her there after being on her 500 ft. sailboat which made Kyle’s look like a tugboat. Of course, she had to have the Hermes belt on and she needed “my love time, for “my love”. Her mother is very ill so it seems odd that she would rather go on another yacht then stay the extra time with her. After making this whole speech about how she great she has raised her children, David calls and tells her Bella got a DUI. Honestly, I don’t know how anyone can get in a car after drinking when there is story after story about people killed by drunk drivers.

Brandi got a six figure check and what does every responsible parent do, go buy a six figure car but isn’t she always saying how much she wants to buy a house and provide for her children but clearly she would rather buy herself a car.

Lisa and Lisa are now bosom buddies and going to Palm Springs for her star on a hot sidewalk and Eileen is on the show a bit more. It doesn’t seem like she enjoys playing tennis with her husband, who was ranked #25 in the world.

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RHOBH: YOLANDA NEEDS TO STOP HOCKING THOSE KIDS TO MODEL

Yolanda needs to stop nagging those kids to model and not go to school and of course you have to see her in her closet, enough with the closets. She is jetting off with “My Love” in their private plane and hops into “My Love’s” lap  and then you have to see her sleeping in the bedroom.

All Kyle does is say how they are going to Majorca and renting a huge yacht.

Brandi is trying to be friends again with Lisa because she has no story line except she can’t put a nail in the wall.  Eileen Davidson finally is on so hopefully she will liven the show up.

Kim’s daughter is getting married and her ex has cancer so they go shopping for a wedding dress and Kathy Hilton sweeps in on her broom. What a bitch!

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DON’T GET FACIAL FILLERS AROUND THE EYES!!!

Don’t get any facial fillers in the tear trough area!

I have been going through 10 months of misery from a Voluma infection and have permanent damage. It has been a battle to try and get reimbursed since my doctor didn’t know how to handle complications and told me to find one that did.

I never signed a waiver so be sure to go over everything with your doctor and read the waiver before you do anything!

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA: TODD IS NOW THE BOSS

Todd is pounding his chest trying to be the big boss while Kandi just keeps smiling and doing that fake laugh.  Don Juan is going to move in with Mama Joyce.

Apollo doesn’t know where he went wrong after 6 years in prison so he will have another 8 to figure it out.

Porsha thinks she is being paid for her intellect, the same girl who was looking for the conductor in the underground railroad!

Nene has got to get rid of her Betty Boop hair, raccoon eyes and Petco teeth!

What is wrong with Claudia’s toes?  Ughhhh

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NO WONDER TODD WANTS A BREAK!

KANDI NEEDS TO GIVE TODD A BREAK, SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE IS TORTURING THE POOR GUY

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RHOBH PREMIERE: LISA WE DON’T NEED TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR PINK P!

HERE WE GO AGAIN, LET’S MOVE ON TIME

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